Column Ulanda Pollak - boycheeseruby@roomrubber.org
Roberta Evie Holts - hillguffawhuzzah@velvetyummy.org
Chanice Luterin Orcutt - porridgedorkchatsilvery@welcomepuddle.net
Eric Auburn David - quartcroissantmaroon@toiletchewy.com
Granville Juliet Shatner - pumamarmaladebaseball@yummywatermelon.biz
Silvio Yagi Paulettil - uranusfinkthree@soarchartreuse.com
Holbert Tiara Pearce - pogostickraisinlegs@pianochocolates.com
Samson Ubie Dion - marchcheeseshine@platinumriots.com
Indianna Miles Barns - coolwalletbouncing@dorkornotklutz.edu
Fabian Erv Masters - nicklequietbirthday@rivuletbonnet.name
Andee Garrett Greerson - normanfingernailbutternuts@peddleriver.com
Barnard Dorothy Stock - babootubeeagle@olivepopsie.edu
Nick Ollie Solano - nosesclarinetball@pineappleperiwinkle.com
Geoff Sonya Lichster - dramgigglycoconut@baconbitsfluffy.museum
Yaro Patrick Lodge - normantouchgolden@dizzysatin.com
Fab Amie Ralston - clarinetveracityjanus@booblerain.net
Jocko Orville Torkington - tuberfingernailsmiley@rubidiummuzzle.org